12 Things I Should be Able to Do

Easy Dozen

by Rob "Gutterbug" Evans

It's almost 2003, so why can't I...

01: Renew my Driver's License online
02: Vote online
03: Buy a car that runs on solar or water power
04: Live in a world without racism
05: Clone organs in my body while they're healthy
06: Find a movie rental store with a flat-monthly fee (Yes, it will work!)
07: Be assured they are going to get rid of smog
08: Rest easy knowing they killed Bin Ladden
09: Be rid of the overrated Julia Roberts films
10: Have affordable gigabit connection to my home
11: Have my car fold-up like George Jetsons
12: Find a cure for a cold